Sunday, August 22, 2010

Outta Control

So it's been a while since dipsticks had an update. Sorry to report that the car reviews have been slow these days.

anyways. many of you may have heard about the tragedy involving an off-road race where an off-road race truck lost control and plummeted into the spectators, killing 6 and injuring others. held in the heart of So. Cal.'s deserts, this race, called the California 200, is a full on time attack through twisty and dusty special stages. However, in the particular event, a truck lost control on one of the many jumps and tumbled into the crowd. here's a vid. it's not really graphic or anything so nothing that will cause regurgitated cheese:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOelQunYzEI

first, i must disclaim that my condolences goes out to the friends and families of the ones killed. It is a terrible tragedy.

that said, keeping in mind, this is a race. race cars do occasionally lose control and crash. and all these fans are just a few feet from the racing track. I think anyone, with just a modicum of intelligence, will probably predict that the crowd getting injured is not an if, but a when. What is even more wowing is the fact that after seeing the accident, a bunch of, what I can only presume are zombies since zombies haven't got brains, runs ONTO THE RACING LINE and apparently waves their arms around as if that will change the trucks going at full speed into sci-fi starships that defy the laws of physics. I'm surprised this didn't turn into a full-on reenactment of the move Zombieland.

But what really irritates me is there are actually people who wanted to hit the driver with criminal charges. O. M. F. G. Um. Don't stand so bloody close to big trucks hurtling through the desert and maybe this wouldn't have happened! and besides, there is something called assumption of the risk, even in suit happy America.

I've lost the will to write anymore. This is just another sign of the beginning of the end for the human race. But more importantly, it may spell the beginning of the end for the petro-head and probably anything fun. What's next? No more boats because people may drown?

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Spy Shot (sorta) - Mini Countryman

Dipsticks took a road trip recently up the coast of California. And boy were the roads just fantastic! Weather was great, as always, and the beaches awesome. But to the point, right around BMW and MINI's vehicle preparation plant in Ventura County, we spotted what we thought was a very ugly police car:



In fact, obviously, this was a west coast test mule for the upcoming Mini Countryman, Mini's take on the small SUV. Yes, there are already official pictures of it out all over the net and it's already been shown on the east coast, but the west coast debut has yet arrived. Still, makes it curious why they would bother to try to conceal it.

Anyways. The car will reportedly come with the 172hp turbocharged engine, with torque vectoring 4 wheel drive. The interior is rumored to be very large, with a lot of usable space, just the opposite of the normal Mini. Another rumor is that this will be replacing the current stretched Mini, the Clubman.



Hopefully the price won't be too expensive. If they can manage to keep the base price below 23 or 25k at the most, they may have a winner here. What do you think?

Additionally, it has been confirmed that Mini will be taking the Countryman into the World Rally Championships. The car will prepared by the legendary racing shop Pro-Drive, who are based in the GB. Keep in mind, Mini has great credentials in the world rally scene, back in the 60's where it was beating out the big dogs with the tiny original mini.